Name your guiltiest, most lurid pleasure. chips and queso

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Joey Ramone, DeeDee Ramone, Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield

What is your favorite slang expression? AWESOME!!!

If you are about to enter a room full of total strangers, what song would you want played to accompany your entrance? "Running With The Devil" by Van Halen

Name 5 of your favorite local hang-outs? North Loop Parlor, Hyde Park Parlor, The Grand, The Liberty, home

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are fake tans and hairy armpits

Design your ideal mate: the brain of a thinker and the body of a woman with a pulse

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was try this again

The first section I turn to in the Chronicle is astrology

The quickest way to my heart is great conversation The quickest way to my bed is up the stairs and/or alcohol And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked any way you want as long as bacon is involved

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm grumpy

When I die, I believe I will go hunting for brains

I wouldn't be who I am if didn't learn from my mistakes

I wouldn't sell my cats for a billion dollars.

If people are what they eat, your's truly is a pussy

McCain or Obama

Beatles or Stones

Stubb's or Emo's

South Congress or North Loop