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goin' out west
hungry wanderer from vermont who needed a full body transplant to the southwest. looking for a hand to hold while wandering around at night through the dives, venues and alleys.
i live day to day, trying to swallow whatever i can of the world around me... even the violent stuff. i am an absolute music/raw expressionism fanatic who sees all the colors and shapes of the world when hearing white noise, who loves nothing more than to dance around to whatever records i have within reach with a bottle of wine and a woman. i like old dirty roots music, anything spawning from punk that sounds nothing like punk, odd screaming/no wave/industrial noise (the birthday party / ministry come to mind), accordions & violins, gothic americana, scraping together enough pocket change for a bottle of wine on a weeknight, making creepy stop-motion films, napping with animals in the woods, filthy and warped senses of humor, any place where the people speak differently than me (australia or ireland are most likely my next stops after austin), really good food (usually made by me... i'm a classically trained chef and cook every chance i get, especially for the ladies), them artsy types, poetry slams/flame art/metalworking/depressing paintings, violent wrath-of-god weather, pajama wrestling/brazilian jiu jitsu, haggered old bluesmen with sandpaper vocals and a dusty old fedora, the rhyme and reason of the universe and mother nature, lighting things on fire, several-hour-long religious and philosophical round-tables followed by a game of twister, and i have a very, very healthy attraction to carnies. figuring the local bohemians/lost souls/starving artists/marginal misfits would probably flock to this paper instead of going to shitty bars and drinking overpriced margs, i signed up. now somebody take me to the 'no country for old men' style texas some weekend and find peyote! i wish i had some whiskey and a gun, my dear. i wish i has some whiskey and a gun. oh, and i don't have any back hair. DeeperName your guiltiest, most lurid pleasure. normally i would say screaming pj harvey in the shower... but i don't feel the least bit guilty about that. and i loooooooove burlesque shows.. though, again, i don't feel guilty or dirty about that. If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? tom waits, nick cave. al jourgensen. robert johnson. the travel, drug and girl stories they've compiled over the years... yeesh. and we'd be waited on by blixa bargeld and george carlin in funny suits If you are about to enter a room full of total strangers, what song would you want played to accompany your entrance? goin' out west. ya know? when tyler and co. are heading into lou's bar for the first time? i know karate. voodoo too. AHHHHH LOU!! Name three things you shouldn't have eaten. i'll just say that the single greatest thing about the north is the complete lack of cracker barrels. Who are your favorite authors and why? nick cave. george orwell. george carlin. william faulkner. william burroughs. all could grab their reality and twist and contort it until until it was in such a form that everybody, even those who tried to ignore the underworld around them for so long, had to notice it. What is your most prized possession? my mind. it's weathered and molded, and the greatest tool i have. i can also move pencils with it. Quote a line from your favorite movie. this is me jerking off in the shower. this will be the highlight of my day, it's all downhill from here... Name 5 of your favorite local hang-outs? you tell me? i've been here for a week, for been to elysium twice in that time for some reason... Fill ItI consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are unwarranted rudeness and fucking nickelback!!! Design your ideal mate: the brain of tom waits and the body of ...iggy pop? Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was go to that manthong party in college... The first section I turn to in the Chronicle is music... then this one The quickest way to my heart is with a banjo The quickest way to my bed is with a banjo and a kiss And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over easy. always. It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm pajama wrestling. When I die, I believe I will go into the ground. I wouldn't be who I am if carry around my knife set in my car at all times I wouldn't sell my immunity to religion for a billion dollars. If people are what they eat, america is a fast, cheap, easy slab of meat In and OutLive Oak or Real Ale Amy's Ice Cream or Sandy's Hillary or Obama Whole Foods or Wheatsville CD or MP3 Casket or Cremation Stubb's or Emo's Uncommon Objects or Eurway Chronicle or Statesman Wireless or Landline South Congress or North Loop |
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