Name your guiltiest, most lurid pleasure. making love on the rim of Crater Lake, OR

If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? john lennon, vincent van gogh, ansel adams, mahatma ghandi (& my dog)

If you are about to enter a room full of total strangers, what song would you want played to accompany your entrance? 'all the kings horses' by robert plant

Who are your favorite authors and why? e.e. cummings, tom robbins, harriet doer, john updike, tim cahill, carlos castenada

What is your most prized possession? my sheltie/chow furry four legged constant companion in crime, my quilt top eppy les paul AND my 1969 team autographed minnesota twins baseball bat...

Quote a line from your favorite movie. not really my favorite movie, but one of my favorite lines "... it's inevitable, when you grow up, your heart dies..." from The Breakfast Club by john hughes

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are fundamentalist 'wingnuts', corporate crooks and fleas (in that order)

Design your ideal mate: the brain of jennifer aniston and the body of stephen hawking (or maybe it's the other way around?)

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was live in texas in the summer?

The first section I turn to in the Chronicle is filmmusicclassifiedsart (but get a staple already!)

The quickest way to my heart is a transplant (thru emotional connection) The quickest way to my bed is luscious lips (physical connection) And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked w/ eggplant (culinary connection)

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm drinking coffee, swimming laps, lying next to you (not necessarily in that order:)

I wouldn't be who I am if if not for the beautiful souls in my previous intimate relationships

I wouldn't sell roxy lee -the gypsy wonder dog for a billion dollars.

If people are what they eat, roxy lee -the gypsy wonder dog is a bluberry,plum,ricecake,carrot fart.

Whole Foods or Wheatsville

Casket or Cremation

Bob Schneider or Jon Dee Graham

Wireless or Landline

South Congress or North Loop