If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Bob Marley Mitch Hedberg Elliot Smith Steve Colbert

Name three things you shouldn't have eaten. Well if you are just asking about today; I shouldnt have eat all three of those shrimp spring rolls

What is your most prized possession? My camera

Quote a line from your favorite movie. "I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!"

Name 5 of your favorite local hang-outs? Zilker Park, P. Terry's, Alamo Drafthouse, Cheapos, Spiderhouse

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are ugly teeth and people who hate kids

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Steve Colbert and the body of Jack Black

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was have sex with my ex

The first section I turn to in the Chronicle is music listings

The quickest way to my heart is having a special place in your heart for kids The quickest way to my bed is accepting me for who I am, no lies, just fun and honesty And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over medium

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm at church

When I die, I believe I will go to heave or become one with the earth

I wouldn't be who I am if it werent for the people in my life

I wouldn't sell my son for a billion dollars.

McCain or Obama

Quack's or Jo's

Live Oak or Real Ale

Amy's Ice Cream or Sandy's

Cowboys or Texans

Hillary or Obama

Whole Foods or Wheatsville

Beatles or Stones

CD or MP3

Tito's or Grey Goose

Oilcan Harry's or Rain

Casket or Cremation

Stubb's or Emo's

Luke or Owen

Uncommon Objects or Eurway

Bob Schneider or Jon Dee Graham

Chronicle or Statesman

Wireless or Landline

South Congress or North Loop

Home Slice or Salvation