If you could have a dinner party and invite any 4 people, dead or alive, who'd be coming? Brian Haner Jr, Anthony Keidis, Matt Sanders, and Megan Fox.

How did your friends get you in trouble when you were younger? Either caught with bud, or being drunk.

Name three things you shouldn't have eaten. Taco Bell after drinking too much beer. That's about it really.

Quote a line from your favorite movie. "OOOOOORAHH!" - Pineapple Express

If you are a super-hero, what is your power? I would be able to make force fields, and be invisible.

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are rapists and awkward people.

Design your ideal mate: the brain of someone like mine and the body of a rocker.

The first section I turn to in the Chronicle is music.

The quickest way to my heart is humor The quickest way to my bed is up the stairs And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked scrambled.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm smoking a bowl.

I wouldn't be who I am if I wasn't brutally honest.

I wouldn't sell my cat for a billion dollars.

Cowboys or Texans

CD or MP3

Tito's or Grey Goose

Casket or Cremation

Wireless or Landline

South Congress or North Loop