Name your guiltiest, most lurid pleasure. Culture Club

What is your favorite slang expression? Dude......

Who are your favorite authors and why? Nick Hornby - Fever Pitch captures the misery of a ture sports fan. JRR Tolkien, Robert Heinlein, JK Rowling - for their ability to create entire worlds

Quote a line from your favorite movie. We'll always have Paris.

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are intolerance and racism

Design your ideal mate: the brain of Ruth Ginsberg and the body of Angelina Jolie

Something I said I'd never do but did anyway was become an accountant

The first section I turn to in the Chronicle is Music listings

The quickest way to my heart is a sense of humor The quickest way to my bed is the door to my bedroom And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked over hard

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm doing a Suduko and watching English Soccer

McCain or Obama

Live Oak or Real Ale

Amy's Ice Cream or Sandy's

Cowboys or Texans

Hillary or Obama

Whole Foods or Wheatsville

Beatles or Stones

CD or MP3

Tito's or Grey Goose

Casket or Cremation

Stubb's or Emo's

Luke or Owen

Bob Schneider or Jon Dee Graham

Chronicle or Statesman

Wireless or Landline

South Congress or North Loop